Chuck Norris Facts

You may have read the list of Chuck Norris facts somewhere around the internet, it's gotten to the point that even Chuck Norris knows about about them...

Here's few examples:
  • Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

  • Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone.

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